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schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
by Salvo September 21, 2005
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Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
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Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.
1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!
by Mark Amini August 8, 2018
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Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
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Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
by schwammered June 5, 2010
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Schlager Fuchs

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"
by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007
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Shwanger

Penis, dough, wiener, cock, member.
Dr. Manhattan has a glowing Shwanger.
by Wick-a-lee Stick-a-lee May 11, 2009
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