Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

by Ohyeahr May 18, 2018

Hollywood Schwal

A guy who‘s bad at lying about his success with women, but does it all the time.

A: So you smashed her on the first date?
B: Yeah, i opened my eyes, she turned around and stood there naked
A to C after B leaves: Omg B is such a Hollywood Schwal

by Osixggang August 9, 2020

Schwae

"cool" word used to describe something as "cool" in the cartoon "Batman Beyond"

That Dodge Viper is totally schwae!

by John November 20, 2003

schwail

nothing
Function noun, schwailer, one who does nothing.
Function verb, schwailing, doing nothing

What ya doin? Schwailing...
To schwail or not to schwail that is the question...

by schwailer November 8, 2008

schwalb

verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.

Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.

by Ihaveboobsthatmadeaguyschwalb September 16, 2012

shwael

when a person takes a long swig or drink of booze, it is called a shwael.

pass me the rum buddy, im going to take a shwael!

by jeremy pettigrew December 27, 2009

schweld

A shitty weld = schweld a weld done without proper knoknowledge of the welding process.. most commonly performed by mini truckers

I'm gonna SCHWELD these notches in my frame bro!!

by Safety third January 2, 2018