Schwanky

Describing something More than cool, amazing, perfect, the best of the best.

"Man, Kolton is Schwanky!"
"I know, can I be like him?"

by SchwankMaster September 23, 2013

schrandt

(v) To kill by sexual activity

He almost schrandted a girl yesterday--he was fingering her and she actually stopped breathing

by Libby Barker October 16, 2007

schtankbox

A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.

Holy shit, someone is definitely having a schtankbox!

by sjchtæenckhbåkhs March 28, 2015

Scranky

1. Small; disapproval; unsatisfactory

2. Good; awesome; swell

This word can either have a positive or a negative connotation depending on the situation.

1. The parking spot was very scranky.
2.Damn, this pizza is scranky!

by Riichi July 4, 2017

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006

Shranky dank

When you gobble up that weed so fast that it seems to have disappeared.

Man, what happened? Our weed went poof-gonzo. That was some mean shranky dank!

by Webbsterrsdicctionaryy September 11, 2015