Instead of going to school to learn a trade, she decided to schofield for a buck.
"She be schooling the field man.
"She be schooling the field man.
by dishrag October 12, 2007
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The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
by lazpix February 10, 2020
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simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious. The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
by madfrankie12345 August 17, 2011
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by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022
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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
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A gay ass school. The teachers swear this school good asf. All the teachers there rude asf and dress code u and yell at you for everything. The bitches there rude asf and loud. The bathroom stay smelling like fucken weed and half the girl’s gay but stay sayin they straight. There’s a 99% chance 2 girls are fucking in the bathroom or there’s someone getting there dick sucked. The Asians there ain’t shit they act like they all that and only hang out with other “Asians” even if they ain’t. Half the girls there already lost they virginity while the sixth graders think they the shit. Some kids swear they was raised in the ghetto and swear they know how to fight till it’s time to and they pussy off. The niggas there musty and don’t know how to shower and swear they dick big. Peoples nudes are constantly air dropped and don’t even get me started on some of those god damn cheerleaders.
Some kid: aye you know schofield middle school
Another kid: oh ya didn’t they just sum nudes air dropped the other day?
Another kid: oh ya didn’t they just sum nudes air dropped the other day?
by Yourmom8484 September 28, 2019
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