Definitions by lazpix

tinder cake 

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.

'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'

tinder cake by lazpix March 30, 2022

schofield 

A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.

The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.

I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.

schofield by lazpix February 10, 2020