shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".

Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)

by pentozali April 25, 2010

schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.

The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.

by NYGuido September 22, 2010

schmunked

1. to be absolutley intoxicated either by illicit or alcohol

2. to completley screw something up

dirrived from my friend brad's moms maiden name (long story)

1. "Man we were so schmunked last night!"

2. "Haha, you totally schmunked that kick!"

by Captain Insanity May 22, 2006

schushie

Vagina

Hygienically sound women keep their schushie shushy,shushie clean for their man.

by The Junt December 29, 2013