schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.

"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"

by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005

schmobag

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.

check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!

by CC&DL February 25, 2008

schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

schlobberknockered

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.

by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004

schnobbler

A man,women, or a Rosie O`donnell who has no care in life and is probly extremely fat and mentaly retarded like the dude who made the first schnobbler above me who took my word schnobble.

You @$8%ing idiot,I told you to feed the puppy in the week I was gone on vacation,now it`s dead thanks to you, you stupid schnobbler!!!!!

by alex 3 December 26, 2008

Schnobble

2.Another word explaining how that fat guy sitting across from you just ate a whole Big Mac in 2 bites!

2.-jake-Pssst,hey Ron look at that fat guy,thats soooo schnobble!-Ron-I know.

by alex 1 December 26, 2008

Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

by American Dad! November 3, 2013