Schmidt Special

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.

"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."

by CandyEater June 5, 2017

dip schmidt

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.

Wow here comes dip schmidt

by clobamacare November 13, 2019

David Schmitt

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.

GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*

by BCloverr August 4, 2010

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

Schmidt-Ing

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.

Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?

by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012

mike schmidt

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.

Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

by G-Fo June 29, 2006