schmearfinkle

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.

Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005

Schmeff

A phrase originating in Northern California expressing frustration or anger at a person or animal.

Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."

by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010

scumerfield

a shitty expensive shop whose real name is sumerfield. very expensive for students.

scumerfield is the worst shop in the whole of broomhill!!

by sheffer's bloke January 5, 2005

Schmerlz

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."

On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.

by ydassa June 30, 2009

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010

Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

by D-Baggger October 11, 2008