Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro

Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!

by CGiizy August 24, 2008

Schmeezed

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.

1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."

by emiaj01 August 10, 2018

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

Schmeegly

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee

When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.

by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008