Shlucking

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

by johncasper July 6, 2011

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

schlubbing

Extreme slacking, to this date only accomplished by one very accomplished slacker by the name of Russell Palmiter. Kids, don't try this at home.

Russell always is schlubbing around at work.

by Josh Tang January 23, 2005

Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019