Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet
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schlorp

The action inbetween eating and drinking.
I like to schlorp soup.
My favourite thing to schlorp is a smoothie.
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Schlorp

A conjunction of the words slut, chad, whore, and simp all put into one. It is the ultimate insult and at the exact same time, the most significant compliment in the world.
Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)

Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp

Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls

Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.
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Schlorp

Ranboo's word for the food that is between food and drink eg. Icecream, Jelly (Gell-o), etc.
I schlorped the soup that you gave me
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Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.
Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.
by Crazydax April 01, 2011
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schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)
1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."
by Ywertq November 13, 2010
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Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.
by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023
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