When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport
by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021
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2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.
2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.
by reimtime August 26, 2006
Get the dowsch-schlomp mug.( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.
“look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”
by rpsirk November 26, 2023
Get the schlomp mug.( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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