schlonged

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie April 10, 2016

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

schlade

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

by Hipp y December 11, 2006

Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.

Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.

by Brokellar November 1, 2010

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

schloßed

to be really drunk in germany

adam 'hey matt what happened to henry last night'
matt 'adam he was so schloßed'

henri ' dayng G i got schloßed last nite'

by homerbewed June 4, 2009