The same as saying "slick", but with a slow, deliberate tone, and drawn out a bit, like when Cartman says "sweeet".
by vinniemi June 30, 2009

To masturbate; to "fap".
by Eckersley July 30, 2016

I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.
50 Shades of Grey
50 Shades of Grey
by frostbite36 February 21, 2015

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.
She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.
by Sandyman November 2, 2021

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.
by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004

"Schlicke" is an insult you can use on your friends in any scenario.
It is very common to use it as another version of "stupid" or goofy.
It is very common to use it as another version of "stupid" or goofy.
Bro 1: Yo bro, i bought the new COD MW3
Bro 2: You schlicke, stop schlicking around, that game is such a bad game.
Bro 1: No it aint schlicke, you're the one schlicking around, schlickster
Bro 2: You schlicke, stop schlicking around, that game is such a bad game.
Bro 1: No it aint schlicke, you're the one schlicking around, schlickster
by Therealonefromthestreets December 14, 2023
