shitzy

Anything you want it to mean (and more)

Adam is being so shitzy right now.

That picture is so shitzy it's unbelievable.

this is super shitzy.

by Remdrey1 December 15, 2021

Schitzo

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.

Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.

by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019

Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

Schitz

Comes from the english word "Schizophrenia," which is derived from the latin terms "Schiz" (Split) and Phren (Mind). Since the introduction of the electromagnetic spectrum, we humans have learned that what we can touch, smell, see, and hear with our 5 senses makes up less than one millionth of reality. Therefore, we do not know what makes up the rest of reality and how that counteracts or balances out the reality of which we know. This means that the rest of reality may cancel out or build upon the reality of which we all know, thus creating the possibility that it doesn't exist at all.

The term "Schitz" is used abstractly and as a paradox because, since we do not know what makes up reality and its effects on the reality humans can sense, the closest one can get to explaining it all is in a paradoxical form. It is and it isn't.

Person 1: "Schitz..."
Person 2:"Exactly."
Person 1+2: "But not at all."

by theschitzer December 21, 2009

schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.

I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.

by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005

Schitzski'd

Verb used to describe severe inebriation,

Comes from "Schitski" a polish sounding name. Being "Schitski'd is being so drunk that when someone tries to talk they sound polish.

Drunk Guy on Couch: Scheneblyia Weckbutan Litzkiniyajebv
Alex: That dude is totally Schitzski'd, I hope someone is taking him home.

by KOOLAID October 30, 2010

Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.

What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?

by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017