Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013

schmittered

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

Schitters

A really bad smash bros player. Usually sits on the edge of the map and spams projectiles. Only plays young link, olimar, and lucas. Avoid at all costs.

Player1: Hey let’s play some smash bros.
Player2: Ok
(The two play a match)
Player2: Hey, I won!
Player1: Bitch you just spammed PK fire the whole time. You are such a schitters.

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

Schmitters

To sexuallly humiliate an individual through the means of harsh tickling in the upper body.

I schmittered the hell outta him! "Schmitters!"

by Dr. Schmidt February 11, 2015

Schlitterbaun

Extremely wet female Orgasim

When I went down on that hot chick i gave her a schlitterbaun.

by El General Pancho V! June 26, 2008