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Schaubing

Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
by Duncanseven December 30, 2013
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matt schaub

a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,

1. a badass.

2. something that looks good.

3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.

1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl

Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl

Out that shaub hoes do jock

See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top

See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim

Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim

I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog

You give me your number I'll give you a call

She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind

But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend

It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care

Except for my dope my money and hair
by luke gava November 5, 2009
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Schaub

1. The act of turning and running with your back turned to your opponent in a very urgent manner to escape submission. 2. To totally disengage, turn and run out of a submission or position and revert to standing some distance away out of danger. 3. A grappling technique.
Dont just let him sink in that heel hook, you gotta schaub out of that.

Schaub away from your opponent if you feel the danger coming on.
by Eric G.R. July 30, 2013
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Schaubenfreude

The joy other NFL teams feel while playing against Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub. Related to schadenfreude (a feeling of enjoyment derived from the troubles of other people).
San Francisco 49ers fans ecstatically felt Schaubenfreude when the Houston Texans quarterback threw two interceptions and a pick 6 against their defense to hand them the game on a golden platter.
by veecter October 8, 2013
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Schuby

Schuby - N. - Only seen rarely outdoors, this creature survives on caffeine and the light of his monitor alone. A full report can be found at Schuby.org
That Schuby character is wack!
by Marcus November 23, 2003
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Viktor Schauberger

Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.
Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>
by YouGee April 14, 2005
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Schaub

Royalty from Germany. Very powerful. Bad will come to those who go against them. A slave to no one no matter what you do or think.
Nothing is better then a Schaub.
by Forevorfree January 24, 2022
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