Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010

sherrification

(noun) 1. The process of altering the wording or structure of a message to improve its potential performance before sharing it on social media. 2. Having your colleague named Sherry tailor a message for peak performance on social media.
Related: sherrify, sherrified (verb)

"I like the sherrification of this. Let's post it." "I think these messages might benefit from being sherrified before we post them.

by Sherideth March 11, 2019

scarification

Cutting yourself with style.

Kenny: Amber wants to get a white tattoo, but nobody gives white tattoos. So, she's doing scarification.

Oscar: What's that?

Kenny: Think about it. What word is in scarification?

Oscar: Scar. So she's cutting herself?

Kenny: Well..yea but..

Oscar: Oh! So she's cutting herself with style.

by Scar O. December 17, 2009

Mummy Sacrification

To kill an already dead person by wrapping them in toilet paper

My friend was part of a mummy sacrification because he deserved it.

by Roaxxane November 9, 2019