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William Shatnering

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.
Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.
by Andy-boi-a-boi-wan-boi April 5, 2010
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Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.
Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.
by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016
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scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.
by Froghead0 March 31, 2016
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Skinnering

Verb: To be a dick, asshole or fuck face intentionally and specifically to your friends for personal enjoyment.
Josh is always such an asshole To his friends. He is constantly Skinnering them.

The next time josh skinners me I will lose my shit.
by Jkyboy September 7, 2016
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shatnering

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."
Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.
by David Bryant May 7, 2004
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Scanning the Kij

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.
Scanning the Kij for some new tires
by cmatt June 6, 2011
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Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.
by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012
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