scarfing

To eat a lot of snacks in a short period of time

Ronnie ate a hamburger, some chips, a taco, some hot dogs, some curly fries, an ice cream cone, some currie powder, a couple of soft-pretzles, a pot pie or two, and 8 twinkies, all in 3 minutes. HE was TOTALLY scarfing.

by Roger Tillsberger January 2, 2008

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

scarfing

To masturbate while strangling oneself.

The police classified Jim's corpse as scarfing due to his hand on his exposed penis and the belt that was around his neck.

by Nell T. May 19, 2008

Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 24, 2018

Scarfing

1. To eat something really quickly.

2. To throw your arms around someones neck and hang...
OPTIONAL: Say scarf in a high pitched gay voice.

Did you see Luca scarfing down that dick last night? What a gaylord fag.

SCARF!!!!!!

by Enigmatic-Boy July 7, 2008

Scalfing

Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.

Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.

by Basketstheclown June 14, 2017

Scarfing

When an uncircumcised male has his foreskin rolled back under the head of the penis for an extended period of time thus sitting on the 'neck' of the penis and acting as a scarf.

Jake was the only uncircumcised guy in the room so he made up for it by scarfing.

by mookling November 22, 2009