The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.
Hot chick: so what do you like to do?
Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.
Hot chick: eww. A band geek.
Saxophone wielder: I play sax
Hot chick: I love you.
Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.
Hot chick: eww. A band geek.
Saxophone wielder: I play sax
Hot chick: I love you.
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Get the saxophone lessons mug.The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.
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Be confident enough to succeed in what you do, be humble enough to learn from others.
Drinking from the cup of love and the sometimes loveless, of countless failures, scarce triumphs, and infinite hope.
I don't quote people because they are right. I quote people because there are many faces to humanity, all of which we need to understand.
Be confident enough to succeed in what you do, be humble enough to learn from others.
Drinking from the cup of love and the sometimes loveless, of countless failures, scarce triumphs, and infinite hope.
I don't quote people because they are right. I quote people because there are many faces to humanity, all of which we need to understand.
A: I just made a realization last night: humans are all capable of loving one another regardless of their pasts.
B: Oh man, we got a sanphorism on our hands. Hold on one second and let me tweet this.
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by ZenRuthy December 30, 2011
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Bitch can better be translated as "chienne".
It is the general french word for a promiscuous woman.
It also carries a meaning of being egoistical and disrespectful of others. Like the english word "nasty", "salope" has two meanings : sexual promiscuity and egoistical behavior.
When used for the egoistical behavior caracterization only, it can be correctly translated by "bitch".
Bitch can better be translated as "chienne".
It is the general french word for a promiscuous woman.
It also carries a meaning of being egoistical and disrespectful of others. Like the english word "nasty", "salope" has two meanings : sexual promiscuity and egoistical behavior.
When used for the egoistical behavior caracterization only, it can be correctly translated by "bitch".
"Suce, salope!" -- "Suck, slut!"
"La patrone est une vraie salope" :
The female boss is a real bitch.
"La patrone est une vraie salope" :
The female boss is a real bitch.
by toto le rototo October 17, 2006
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