The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.
Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."
by bleggs August 18, 2009
by Coochhitta May 21, 2021
When getting a handjob at the beach, the coarse, rough, and irritating sand gets everywhere and ends up exfoliating the penile epidermis.
Yo, my girl and I were at the beach last night and she gave me a sandjob. Bro, my dick is bright red, I think I lost couple layers of skin.
by sandjobqueen September 15, 2023