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Samwich

Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.
Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.
by dionarapthevicious May 24, 2009
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Samwich

A shy, awkward, petite girl named Sam who doesn’t know any better. She’s called Samwich bcuz y not my dude. Samwich is usually a smal gorl for her age and abnormally skinny. She loves going to the movies with peoples and is secretly a unicorn fox. She may like u one sec then break yo nose another sec if u give her bad impression. She’s weird and looks like a geek but it’s oki my dude. She will fall asleep at yo house if you let her lay on yo floor, she can fall asleep easily. Very good at slithering down like a snake at the movies bcuz she has no fackin clue of what goes on. She also fackin loves unicorns, and she’s also a fox but shhh..
Yo hoes it’s not Sam anymore, It’s Samwich ;)
by santafoxtoo November 27, 2018
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Samwich

Kyle: “hey look! There’s samwich!”
Kirsten: “nah don’t talk to her, she’s lame.”
by 55gang November 13, 2018
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samdwhich

I misspelled sandwhich :/

But maybe we can say that samdwhich means somebody is being a poopy head. I had a friend named sam. Well they weren’t really my friend, they were kind of mean :( but I hope sam is doing better now, maybe he is a changed man. Maybe he is nicer I mean who knows :)))) anyways if someone is being mean just call them a samdwhich. They might think your silly for badly pronouncing a word but u have nothing to prove to them because they are mean. Call them a samdwhich and walk the hell away!!!
Meanie: hey shorty u suck!

Shorty: hey samdwhich! UR MOM *walks away*

Meanie: oh yeah well u said sandwhich wrong u dummy!

*shorty has left the served and has nothing to prove to this samwhich*
by ieetsoap July 22, 2020
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samwich

this is how I pronounced the word "sandwich" when I was like four
Can I have a jam samwich please
by m56 February 14, 2024
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blt samwich

“ay you wanna get blt samwich
yes
by give me vagina June 24, 2022
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Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
by 9av2 June 11, 2018
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