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Salamander 

A versitile woman, NOT to be confused with a reptile. Salamanders are amphibious, so by nature they adapt to their environments. They also are not to be toyed with. You think they are fragile and helpless,WRONG!! Try to eat a Salamander for breakfast and see what happens!!!! YOU DIE, DUH Poisonous hahahaha!! Salamander just crawls right on out your mouth and moseys on down the road. There are 550 different species of Salamanders, so no worries,you'll find a Salamander right for you out there somewhere......... Hopefully you won't be the guy stuck with a Newt, ewwwww worts, jus sayin, she's the ugly step sister so to speak!!!!
Wow, Salamander, you are looking nice and hot today, wanna do for a swim?
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salamander 

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer
Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!
salamander by mimesscareme April 1, 2009

Salamander 

Old-school shooters are terribly underrated. All people want is 3D platformers where I keep falling off platforms 100 feet in the air.
Salamander by dj_gs68 November 5, 2003

salamander 

salamanders are large fat and incredibly dirty predetors that like to feed on beautiful ladies. be careful to feed a salamander because one little bite and he will look pregnant. in their free time, salamanders often ride on bikes which they find incredibly attractive. no one will ever mate with such a gruesome beast. except perhaps chickens....
that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.
salamander by catniplover123 June 30, 2011

Salamander 

Aside from being a little reptile,Salamander is also a dino wubbing TFC player from the DS clan
#-ds- on irc!
Are u watching jurassic park again Salamander?
-Yes,I am
Salamander by Anonymous April 6, 2003

salamander 

An australian fighter pilot

Also known affectionately as Solomodo to the mighty Griskard.
Griskard: Solomodo, Hand me my pants!
Salamander: Who?
Griskard: You, you retard...
salamander by Griskard January 15, 2008

salamander 

a word meaning sweet, nifty keen, rock on dude.
"Whoa. Those photos are so salamander."

"I went to the movies today."
"Salamander"
salamander by The Real Rebecca September 1, 2008