Surprise
Surprise by Chickenman June 12, 2003
surprise
Surprise
Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.
Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs
Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
Surprise by Kevin Beasley December 3, 2007
Surprise
Definitions:
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*