Foul cheese like buildup that comes from not washing or properly maintaining equipment. It comes from NOT WASHING YOUR DISGUSTING TWAT/COCK! See egg salad.
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 07, 2003
A foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the clitoris.
In other words, twat rot.
In other words, twat rot.
by csdd3rd September 26, 2005
A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.
by Doc December 12, 2002
A national delicacy, this cheese is the only non dairy cheese to be matured on the human body, fermented under the rims of the bellend to achieve a nutty and occasionally fruity taste depending on the time left to age and the ageing process itself. Is commonly used as a light spread on toast, and works excellently as a tangy kick to a salad of stir fry.
Timothy, could you please allow your mother to borrow some of your smegma? I'm making a salad for the neighbors and feel as if it requires a bit of a tang.
by Confooshus September 13, 2018
Another boring day at work - nothing better to do than scrape smegma off my bell end
- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)
- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)
by Buster Gonad May 16, 2005
A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
by agonzi666 September 27, 2005
by friedchicken23 March 29, 2014