Runion

1. An extraordinarily large male member.

2. A lightweight, in regards to alcoholic capacity.

"Check out the Runion on that guy!"

"Guy was trashed after two Mike's Hard Lemonades... what a Runion!"

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

Runion

A Norwegian Lumberjack. Usually the largest and the heartiest of the lumberjacks. A Runion can grow in excess of 8 feet tall and have been known to be among the manliest men to have ever walked the face of the planet. Runions have a fierce hatred and fear of onions… thus spawning the term “An onion a day keeps the Runion away.”

An onion a day keeps the Runion away.

Dead serious.

by Mologan November 5, 2009

Runyoning

Cheating every other competitor out of hundreds of thousands of dollars by stuffing the same 4-6 lbs walleyes everyone else is catching with chunks of lead to have heavier bags of walleye.

We knew we didn't have big enough bag of walleye to win the tournament, so before weigh in we got the lead sinker box and began runyoning them down the fishes throats. I caught a couple small walleye too so I cut them up and shoved chunks of their fillets down the walleyes throats too.

by Riverrat69 October 3, 2022

Renyong

Biggest of brains, smallest of children, avid frog enthusiast. Don’t call him when he’s playing DOTA he won’t pick up. A quiet individual, but loves to scream. Don’t scream in front of him if not he’ll scream along with you. He will only date you if you are a frog.

Renyong: “KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

by Renyong’s Mother October 25, 2020

RUNION

A runion is an friend of your enemy, but not your enemy.

"See Joe over there?"

He's Brenda's runion - stay clear..

by Birdymckee November 15, 2022

Runyaned

Being Runyaned occurs when part of the large intestine's lowest section (rectum) slips outside the muscular opening at the end of the digestive tract (anus). While rectal prolapse may cause discomfort, it's rarely a medical emergency.

That dumb twat made all that money on OF for people paying to see her tight pink bleached asshole. The next step for her is to get into movies using that shit pipe. I bet her butthole is Runyaned in two weeks flat.

by Karl Hungus March 17, 2023

Runion

A running onion. Obviously

Josh had the go out and catch the Runion, for it was escaping

by Fred the king January 31, 2024