Roflmoo

ROFLMOO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Oxygen Out

What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.

Asphyxiation.

TIRO.

Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.

(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)

Person 1: "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."

Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."

Person 1: "Roflmoo."

by Sappyspartan October 2, 2009

roflmaonaise

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.

larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl

by Slatte September 17, 2006

Roflmaniac

A person who always rofl on any funny shit. A maniac who loves rofling all the time.

Tom:- Dude, what's that?

Dick:- That's my new green goblin costume.

Tom:- Man u're seeing this people'll laugh like roflmaniacs

by Divyyy December 27, 2010

Roflcon

A form of "rolling on the floor laughing", except used in an arcane way, as a ways of the person laughing knowing something the person being laughed at, doesn't. (Made Famous by Sandy Mehglich of the "You Suck at Photoshop" Series)

Doris stood, puzzled, when Richard roflcon'd because knew that no one would ask her to prom.

by The X-man October 23, 2008

roflcondom

when you tell a girl you are using a condom but in reality your not.

Roflcondom the rofl part is that there is no condom!!!

by richbum July 14, 2009

roflmoment

a moment when one is laughing because of what one's colleague has said, which becomes an inside joke one cannot possibly explain to someone else- probably due to extreme laughter

Below is a roflmoment-
Teacher: Did I ever tell you you look like Harry Potter?

Student: Yeah, I've people have said that before.

Teacher: *Crosses student off attendance list and instead writes "Harry Potter"*

by FireIsHot-Ouch February 8, 2009

Roflconda

A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.

It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.

"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscast seeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.

by RyeosomniacPumpkin October 5, 2012