ROFLMOO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Oxygen Out

What you would say when you happen to see a cow in the distance, and also laughing for some random reason simultaneously.

Asphyxiation.

TIRO.

Also, if you just want to substitute boring chat acronyms (e.g. lol, lmao, rofl, roflmao) for something with a little...zest to it.

(Credits to Michael James and Vikram Akam)
Person 1: "What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't know."

Person 1: "Whatever you want, he cannot hear you!"

Person 2: "Uh...I don't get it."

Person 1: "Roflmoo."
by Sappyspartan October 2, 2009
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