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ROFLbate

When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.
Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!

This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
by johnny mc awesome August 8, 2009
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rofltastic

Rofltastic: something that is rofl funny.
PersonA: So, What did you do last night?
PersonB: I watched that new comedy, it was rofltastic
by Mattyspatty January 3, 2008
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Roflplantz

Roflplantz is another term for marijuana. Roflplantz is typically used when you need to talk about marijuana in a normal conversation but the cops/parents are around.
Person 1 : You down for some Roflplantz later?
Person 2: Shut up my mom might hear you.
Mom : What are Roflplantz?
Person 1 : Oh, its just a new game that kids are playing.
by Brian22213 March 19, 2010
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roflblastic

just about the fanciest and coolest way around to say "rofl" also known as the famous interweb acronym "rolling on the floor laughing"
person 1: oh mannn, a tampon commercial is on mah tv right now.

person 2: ROFLBLASTIC!

person 1: you're so fancy and cool just for saying that

person 2: i know
by jazzertonlolwhat July 3, 2008
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roflspastic

A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.
Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.
by Bob Loblaw III August 13, 2007
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ROFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA

Rolling on floor laughin out loud and so hard that
i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and i'm okay again.
Fred: *tells a joke*
Nekro: ROFLOLASHTINCBISAGOWOTTARUTDIAIOA
Fred: Damn, I thought you were a goner.
by Drinox October 20, 2010
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roflbtatumaaicri

Rolling on the floor laughing because there is a tapeworm up my ass and I can't reach it.
Person 1: LOLOMGWTFKTHXBAIBBQH4XROFLCOPTERSAURUS REX
Person 2: What's so funny
Person 1ROFLBTATUMAAICRI
Person 2: Too much info.
by lol ep1c w1n!! October 11, 2009
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