Roberting

To constantly be on one's phone during social situations.

How about you put your phone down and stop Roberting during dinner.

by Uribees January 16, 2014

Robertish

A god complex beyond narcissism, believing you are so Sicko Mode that not even Big Chungus can surpass you; a literal fucking prick.

Lye: Ugh.. Kyouko is going on about herself again.. she’s so robertish...

by guppliiii January 16, 2019

Robertino

He's a sweet, caring, stubborn, blunt, funny type of guy. He has street smarts, common sense, and an education. He takes pride in taking care of family and being responsible. He loves family and friends more than anything but's afraid to show his vulnerability for fear of getting hurt. As sweet as he is, he doesn't take any crap. However, it takes a lot to get him in an confrontation. He comes off as shy at first but once you meet him, you're sure to fall for him.

Robertino I love you.
Robetino is always quiet.

by Lover of a Robertino August 8, 2014

Robertistic

Commonly used to describe someone not worth a thing, especially if one is named Robert

“Hey stfu you robertistic bitch”

by OneRobertisticHoe February 20, 2022

Robertiona

A girl who loves softball there favorite Color is blue or green or purple .They usually have black hair and dark brown eyes .They like French fries.They usually will punch a bitch if needed to.

Robertiona will punch anyone who wanna throw hands

by Happysammy23 March 6, 2017

Roberting

To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...

Man!! Don't transfer people like that, You are totally Roberting the calls, asshole!!

by Wouldn't you like to know!? May 9, 2008

Roberting

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted

"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."

by Masternerd October 11, 2019