ritty rot

<verb> The attempt of sexual intercourse, when the male accidentally inserts his penis, into the improper opening in the vulva, ex. urethra or anus.

past tense- ritty rotted
"So I was fucking my girlfriend last night, then i accidentally ritty rotted her, I was so embarrassed."

John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted her, and lost all of his manhood.
by Ding L. Berry January 13, 2010
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rittie clause

One who has a ritalin perscription and hands it out as a party drug.
Rittie Clause is getting his new shipment today, and then I'm working for 12 straight hours.
by blaugh June 01, 2006
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Ritty

When someone tries to get in your business
This bitch is so ritty she always is looking at my phone
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ritty

Any disposable vape from bossman. Elfbar, geekbar, etc.
“Yo, G. Can you pick me up a grape ritty?”
“Can I have a toke of your ritty, mate?”
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ritties

ranboo's titties! ranboo is a streamer on twitch.
"Look at their ritties!"
"Omg their ritties are so amazing!"
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Pulling a ritty

(Working from home) When someone is supposed to be online and shows that they are working but they go offline or away for an extended period of time and slacking off.
Are you seeing this? He is away again. He is pulling a ritty.
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ritti

means a good girl but a bad batch when you press the wrong button
She is really ritti.
by iaintthatone May 19, 2021
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