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Divine retribution

When I decide I didn't like what you just did, and take action
BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY! THE TRUCK'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
Damn so that's divine retribution...
by oradio10 December 12, 2021
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Bloody Retribution

The name of the sex act in which a woman is on top of her male partner, then as she climaxes she punches him in the nose, yells "Unicorn Laser Beam" and then uses the blood to draw a unicorn horn on his head.
I found out he was cheating, so I Bloody Retributioned his ass... the picture's on my fridge. Don't you just love unicorns?
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012
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Ian Rettie

Person 1: Who’s Ian Rettie
Person 2: An absolute bear of a man!
by AssEater69696969696969 November 8, 2018
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rettub ecaf

a derogatory term meaning the state of having a pretty face and crappy body; the opposite of being a butterface.
"Hey kirk, did you know your exgirlfriend is a rettub ecaf?
by hannahsue92 September 27, 2010
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retribution car

A retribution car is the vehicle you buy after your original car has been taken away/sold without your approval (for example: your original car was taken in a divorce settlement or was sold by a co-signer). The retribution car is a better, saucier, or somehow sassier vehicle than the original.
Bridget: My dad was an a-hole and sold my super cute 2004 carolla without my permission!

Eden: Oh my god! What did you do?

Bridget: I bought an even cuter 1987 2-door BMW in amazing condition. I paid in full so the title is in my name and sent him some pics of the new vehicle.

Eden: Nice retribution car!
by gahana November 5, 2008
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Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.
"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 8, 2009
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fecal retribution

the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.
Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.
by dmetz October 20, 2010
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