Retinasexual

When you are attracted to someone’s retina regardless of gender or gender identity

When I looked into Randy’s beautiful retinas I knew that I didn’t care about anything else. I was a retinasexual

by Retna567 September 3, 2021

Retinal Detachment

A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.

My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.

by D2theMO January 7, 2014

Reila

A fictional girlfriend that Gazette fans made up to give Ruki, the vocalist, some sort of heartache that he really doesn't need.

the GazettE wrote the song reila; it was for his ex-girlfriend!

by [usagi] February 22, 2009

Ritilate

Ritilate is the new chav word. I found, when I typed this word into google, there was only one entry (googley!), guess I spoilt that one. It simply means to retaliate and is often used by chavs when they have just been "wheyed in".

"What up my brother from another mother, Im gonna ritilate all over you!" Never take this the wrong way, it has nothing to do with violation.

by Brother from another mother April 16, 2005

Reilan

A badass boy who gets what he wants
Reilans are champions in anything they set their mind on, chess, academics, sports, you Name it all, respect reilans because they will be the most loyal but if you disrespect them they will make you their greatest enemy

Check out reilan over there, he's sooo confident

by Randomperson69420lolnoob November 18, 2021

Retinal Scarring

1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.

2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.

3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.

1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.

2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.

3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.

by TheMobiusMan August 18, 2009

Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.

1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"

by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012