Restipew

Inappropriate acts of nudity. Can be accidental or done with purpose.

Inspired by the bible, young Ralph Burgess decided to go for a walk through the town to church. After entering, he follows the service, taking one too many sips of that strong ass church wine. Within minutes, alcohol overcomes Mr. Burgess, and he promptly yelled "Don't fuck with God!" wearing nothing but his birthday suit. This legendary act of Restipew has rewarded Ralph a criminal record.

by Is not Jack January 26, 2009

restovers

The leftovers from a meal consisting itself of leftovers.

Today we had Thanksgiving leftovers; tomorrow we'll have the restovers.

by [Z] August 10, 2016

reptivemalin

a reptile like human, who has no penis!!

"ewwww harold is such a reptivemalin!!"

by cazza.w April 12, 2007

Restivo

Restivo's are the most awesome people ever. Their family is loud and outgoing. They love everyone around them and that's the only reason their around them!

Boy 1: "That family is so cool!"
Boy 2: "Oh them! Those are the Restivo's!"

by #Dwightisawesome! October 13, 2018

Restival

Intentional time of rest and recovery

I’ve had a long week. I can’t wait for my restival this weekend so I can recover and recuperate!

by Blusef January 1, 2023

bestie for the restie

He is ultimately your bestie for the restie

Phischer is my bestie for the restie

by theurbandn September 20, 2021

Restivo

(verb)- The act of flexing one's muscles so hard that it causes the individual to prematurely ejaculate in one's pants and scare off women.

"Dude, that chick is checking you out. You should totally show her your guns."

"Yea, let's hope I don't restivo and ruin the night"

by booty sweat April 1, 2009