rent boy

Where as most cakeboys would allow free access to the spare room (entrance at rear), there are some who choose to make a living from it. Such gentlemen are known as "rent boys" - boys to whom one pays rent.

1. "The rent boy went to the supermarket to pick up a fresh batch of KY Jelly"
2. "Fetch me a rent boy"

by stranger December 22, 2004

rent boy

(Respectfully) a homosexual, perhaps participating in prostitution.

(M scores a goal on a football video game).
M: Yes, fucking yes, eat that, K-!
K: Sit down, you fucking rent boy.

by J Dane May 15, 2006

rent boy

Either a male prostitute or a player or supporter of Chelsea FC. Even if they no longer play for Chelsea, the fact that they once did (e.g. Dennis Wise, Graeme Le Saux) means they'll always be thought of as a Rent Boy! Le Saux is just THE ultimate Rent Boy! No wonder Robbie Fowler once showed him his arse! And I don't even like Fowler (ugly Scouse twat) but that incident was funny as fuck!

Hello! Hello! Chelsea Rent Boy! Chelsea Rent Boy!

United are 6 points clear of the Rent Boys in the Premiership. Oy, Rent Boys - keep that trophy nice & shiny coz we're coming to take it back to Old Trafford where it belongs, you shandy-drinking soft Southern shites!!!

Dennis (Un)Wise may now be manager of the Sheep Shaggers but he'll always be a Rent Boy to me!

by joannedj January 14, 2007

rent boy

a bloke who like a good poophole pounding for cash may also shake your snake or gobble your knob

roger you total bending rent boy... erm how much did you make last night cos the beers on you

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

rent boy

A boy who sells himself for kinky time,drugs or shpoople

sonny jim: oi spartle your 5 year old brother is such a rent boy.

spartle: shu'up your nan has no arms

Jeff: Hey guys,

Sonny Jim& Spartle: Get back in your wheelchair and wheel yourself away, Spinbowler.

by SpinBowlers31337 March 27, 2010

rent boy

One of those little pricks that listens to all this shit new-age indie music and wears gay as fuck clothes, e.g. a pink or yellow t-shirt and girly tight jeans.

" Hahaha have you actually seen the state of Ben Buckley?"
" Haha yeh man he's actually a proper rent boy!"

by Een-king November 07, 2006

Rent Boy

A male prostitute, usually gay

We went down to the bodega, and the corners were all crowded with rent boys looking for guap

by pro2a July 16, 2020