romansturbate

Verb. To romansturbate. To do something incredibly sweet for a loved one such that they are swept off their feet.

"I played the guitar for my girlfriend. I swept her off her feet. I romansturbated her so well!"

by Michael Riffle January 18, 2008

Emasturbate

Masturbating using the internet

Damn I just Emasturbated today and it felt so good.

She likes to emasturbate.

by Happydays1641 March 2, 2011

Demasturbate

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.

Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?

by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

rubasturbate

the combination of rubbing out and masturbating, which is to sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area. (credit to Jan)

Ryne, while laying on his bed, decided to rubasturbate while thinking of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2.

by Dweller20198 May 20, 2010

rasturbate

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

eMasturbate

Something Fat chicks believe guys do when they are alone.

in between mouthfuls of food "you shouldn't leave your husband alone, he might eMasturbate!" Om nom nom nom!

by Captain Jizzbucket November 21, 2010

Rasturbate

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

by R dawg July 20, 2007