Redford Union High School

Biggest rumor mill on the face of the earth. All you learn here is who's banging who, who's pregnant with who's baby, who fought who, who's going to fight who, who's on what kind of drugs, who's a slut, etc. And you know what? Most of it's not true.

Non-R.U. goer: "I don't know if this girl is a skank or not."
His buddy: "Well ask around Redford Union High School."
Non-R.U. goer: "Eureka!"

Both are moving on to be totally misinformed.

by Truth-Speaker1201 May 25, 2009

Redford

Redford is a shit ass town and township in Michigan just west of detroit. it is chocked full of wiggers, wankstas, icp clown fags, rednecks & trash bandits. so when something sucks beyond your furthest comprehension it would be said that it is "redford".

Hey joe did you see that shitbox 86 mercury lynx that that trash bandit was driving ? yea that was redford as fuck !

by B- Real June 12, 2009

Redford BT

A 6'8 giant that likes his own jokes. Redford is very funny but a odd person almost autistic like. Hes not a max verstappen fan but deep inside he is. At 3 am he would randomly ring you so you can go shopping for HIM. He would ask you to get condoms 2nd hand from a charity shop because 1 they're cheaper. 2 they're already worn in and 3 they come with more lubrication.

Redford bt your such a wierd fellow

Stop drinking energy drinks

by Big P Innit November 23, 2021

Redford Bitch

A girl who grows up in Redford Township, MI. Not only does she aspire to be a guest on Jerry Springer but knows its her destiny because shes a trifle ass, gamey bitch always on some bullshit, looking to get over on a motherfucker thinking because shes a loud mouth in your face cunt she has the right to nigger up your world anytime she pleases simply because your the sucker stupid enough to be her old man so you must be a douche bag.

Person #1 Hey dude wheres your girl??

Person #2 Oh that Redford Bitch?? We aint together anymore...
Person #1 Really why??
Person #2 Cuz bro you can take the bitch outta Redford but you cant take the Redford outta the bitch

by Shannananigans September 25, 2013

redford

aka babykiller69, notorious for his diet of babies, preferably korean ones

"yo redford, let's go for two-can-dine at mcdonalds"
"naw man, i packed lunch. got some baby on a pita, with some kimichi on the side"

by Dirty Sanchez January 6, 2004

Redford

A working-class suburb, just west of Detroit, Michigan. Named in the 1800's for the wagon ford over the Rouge River. Also known as: The Mini-Bike Capitol of the World, you will see more grown ass men on mini-bikes in Redford, than any other city.

Oh my God, was that a grown man on a Mini-Bike?

Well we are in Redford.

Right...

by Awebstersnakes March 15, 2019

mr. redford

A stupid fat fucking teacher that no one likes. He’s annoying and very sarcastic, none of the teachers nor students like him. He should die. He sucks at teaching and eats his carrots like a horse. Gives out way too much homework/projects.

Got any homework? YEA I do I have the fat Mr. Redford! Aw man sucks for you, HAHA!

by Drugs Not Hugs February 15, 2019