redard

Someone who spells retard wrong.

guy 1: i'm going to look up retard *types in redard*

by betchlin February 1, 2009

Radarmode Masturbation

When you masturbate at your computer, wearing headphones, with one ear exposed so you can detect any sounds around you as well.

Whoa, that was close, Dad almost caught me jacking off! I'm going to try radarmode masturbation so I can hear when he's coming into my room.

by ssl_america July 29, 2011

redard

When a retard observes someone else being a retard and tries to call them a retard but messes up because there a retard. After making this mistake they are then called a redard.

Warning: make sure to be careful when first approaching the redard, walk up slowly with caution, let him smell your hand then procede to talk or observe him.

1.Not having good speaking abilities.
2. not being able to eat food correctly
3. shouting out random statements
4. while driving to get somewhere the redard will sometimes drive into bank parking lots to get to their objective.
5. looking haggard

by Johny Cash46294 August 5, 2009

Redarkulous

Something that is ridiculously dark in an awesome way.

Screwface in Steven Segal's classic "Marked For Death" is a truly redarkulous character.

by Freeze111 April 17, 2010

Redart

When your drunk and you try and call your friend a retard.

Lewis your such a Redart

by Urbandictionaryuser12345 September 16, 2016

redamdiculous

when something is dam rediculous

Dis movie is redamdiculous

by The Hackerking November 19, 2007

Retarmus

I mean, I think retarmus means that something is so retarded that you can't pronounce retard right because that thing is so retarded that it made you retarmus. That's what I think of when I call something retarmus, at least.

Bro, that girl thought that Christopher Columbus was the first US president. Bro, that's so retarmus.

by zwinged October 4, 2019