READERS

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.

by gmoneyfunkybrewster March 27, 2010

Headerist

a person who forms opinions and bases emotions off the headers of articles rather than the content.

Dude, did you even read the article? It totally didn't say what you just said. You're such a freaking headerist!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

racerist

Someone who is in support of the religion of Racism

Person 1: “hey, are you a racerist ?”
Person 2: “Yes, I support racism”

by Pentel twist erase October 11, 2022

Chicken-Headerist

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

Readerapist

N. (V. To readerape) A readerapist is one person (or a group of multiple persons) who interrupts any form of reading. The readerapist can plot do this intentionally (First degree readerape) or decide to interrupt one's reading for no reason (Second degree readerape). However, a readerapist can never commit readerape completely on accident. They can always tell when you're reading, and this will always be a bitch move.

Esperanza: I swear I tried to finish Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, but it's impossible to read with Jean in the room.

Gill: Siriusly, Jean is an infamous readerapist.

by SiriusBlackIII July 5, 2011

Raperist

To call someone a Rapist as an insult not insinuating that they are in fact a rapist. to joke around

Or to say to toxic kids as an insult (specifically kids who pretend they are adults on games.)

Pro skid:Get rekt noob hahaha\

reddit user:Shut up Raperist.

Pro skid:What!@ I'm gonna hack your account now!

reddit user:uno u gay

Pro skid:REEEEEEEEEE

by Roboblox November 8, 2019

reapersteven

the act of placing things on a friends butt and licking it off.

Gaaraa reaperstevened Senior for hours.

by Brad Olmstead October 23, 2007