Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

by Smiffle March 9, 2014

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ranchy-ass hoe

When someone is just a dumb bitch and they get on your nerves, they just some ranchy-ass hoe.

"Got to hit 'em with that womp womp wah, womp womp wah. Ranchy-ass hoe, ranchy-ass hoe."

Person A: Ew, did you see Megs macking on that Sonic the Hedgeblogger?
Person B: Yeah, what a ranchy-ass hoe.

by lessThan3_Mischa September 28, 2008

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Ranchy Ear Drum

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!

Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!

by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010

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ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

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Ranchy Mcchicken

When Ranch and a McChicken come together you stick your penis in the mcchicken while the other person eats it and sucks you off at the same time with ranch sauce for lube

Syler gave me a Ranchy Mcchicken in swids bathroom while seby was in a cuck chair

by Rancybiggestfan February 6, 2026

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