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When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.
"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"
by Smiffle February 28, 2014

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The technical term for a Homosexual Farmer
"Hey Bill, are there any Corn Shuckers on farmers only?"
by Smiffle July 26, 2015

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The loose, gaping state of the male anus after being placed in a federal prison.
Jim wasn't the same after he got Prison Butthole

"Don't steal that dude, you'll get Prison Butthole,"
by Smiffle March 19, 2014

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After inserting the middle finger into your partner's anus, you swipe it across their forehead saying, "Simba," in a deep voice marking their forehead.
"Dude... I gave her a Simba last night,"

"What's that,"

"Look it up!"
by Smiffle April 09, 2016

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A rare disease found mostly in American celebrities that can spread through means of media to young teenage girls causing the following symptoms:

-Gaping Vagina
-Herpes
-Syphilis

-Gonorrhea
-Chlamydia
-Prison Butthole
-Over Whelming Sense Of Self
-Rectal Diseases
-Aids
-Awful Music
-The False sense of Being Attractive
Miley Cyrus would be less annoying if she wasn't infected with whorism.

They found the cure to whorism! It's putting putting a gun to Miley Cyrus' head and pulling the trigger.
by Smiffle March 19, 2014

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