re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.

After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.

by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009

Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.

After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.

by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013

Ranching

When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing

snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching

by ENKELIZE December 17, 2015

Richlings

Richlings when someone or some you know is rich so you call them the “Richlings”

Look at the richlings!

by Rhea Suidan August 6, 2021

Richling

When someone you know or anyone is rich so for instants look at the richlings

Look at the richlings!

by Rhea Suidan August 6, 2021

Ranching

Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.

Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.

"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"

by Miguel Led January 4, 2010

Cool Ranching

When you cum inside a bag of Doritos.

A: I'm going to be Cool Ranching later today.
B: Just remember not to eat them.
A: Nah. I'm going to give them to my girl.

by Sortableturnip May 11, 2016