retarded 

Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.

Jack ate tar he is so retarded. (real life example)

retarded by Getrekt1738 July 9, 2016

Retarded 

The word retarded in slang means to get stupid; just act how you want to; dance like you don't know what you're doing. One normally becomes "retarded" after popping an ecstasy pill or doing some sort of drug.
Remember though....ThIzZ iZ wHaT iT iZ

Get stupid, go dumb, act retarded.

Retarded by Hyphy101 December 31, 2007

retarded 

an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.

"Yo! Check out that honey... she's retarded/"

"Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded."

retarded by katch22 May 1, 2004

Retarded 

Having really good qualities about yourself; havin a banging body; somethin that is just that thang!

"He so retarded wit it!"
"Them shoes is retarded!"

Retarded by Tone Tone October 11, 2006

retarded 

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

retarded by Jimmy March 3, 2005

retarded 

an idiot, doesnt always mean mentally retarded.

*john drops some french fries*
john you retard!

retarded by 124 November 18, 2003

retarded 

To slow down or hinder development.

The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.

retarded by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004