quedalmorph

a black albino midget or dwarf who can smoke or otherwise inhale through the anus

everyone has quedalmorph abilities;
there are ten stages or levels of quedalmorphs
1. you are human
2. you can whipe your own butt
3. you have worn an adult diaper
4. you are above the age of 16
5. you have had diareah for a week straight
6. you have multi doopers on a regular basis
7. you have swallowed a nail
8. you eat dingo babies
9. you have experienced the wild banshee
10. you are dead

for all of these levels you must have completed the previous levels to advance.

you can be demoted at any time for doing anything stupid but only by a higher level than yourself

That quedalmorph knows how to hook you up.

The quedalmorph at McDonalds can hook you up.

Hes a level 9 quedalmorph makin someone happy.

by Quedal Sensai March 1, 2008

Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems

Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.

by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009

Quedoba

the back of the knee aka the kneepit

damn your Quedoba looks good in those jeans

by quedobaqueen May 25, 2020

Y’all-Queda

1) The Rightwing religious nutjobs that fueled the Tea Party and fits most perfectly the 74 Million Plus Trump voters threatening violence (or perpetrating it) in service to #45’s quest to overturn the 2020 Elelction

The name is fashioned off of the Terrorist Group Al-Qiada with a twist of irony . . . because these Groups of people commit the same types of violent terroristic acts that the extremist Muslim group commits. Q-Anon, the KKK and other white supremacist groups like the Proud Boys can be considered their Military Wing, while Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Rush Limbaugh and other Rightwing media mouth pieces can be considered their ‘Radical Imams’.

2) The Republican/Trump supporters who live in the regions of the United States called ‘Dumbfuckistan’ in the most recently updated meme of the same name

“Honestly we need to be very wary of what Y’all-Queda’ might do once the certification takes place on January 6th . . . they’re chomping at the bit for ‘second amendment remedies

by D_BantuMann December 21, 2020

Quedaste clown wey

Frase originaria de Regina se dice cuando la cagas.

(alguien se cae) entonces dices : "QUEDASTE CLOWN WEY"

by clownwey March 14, 2022

quedando

Puede ser definido de muchas formas pero se podria sintetizar en cuando dos personas saben que se atraen mutuamente y en ocaciones actuan como novios aun que todavia no lo son.

Alex y Karina estan quedando, lo mas seguro es que Alez ya le va a pedir a Karina que sea su novia.

by justsaying December 29, 2014

Quedget

The smell on the asphalt after it rains in a Publix parking lot. Usually smells like hot garbage and african americans.

See Quedge.
A slang adjective used to describe an unplesant odor.

I'll stay here, your car smells like quedget.
This sack sucks, it smells like quedget.

by Lazaro Brandon Ruiz October 11, 2004