quarf

Quantum Resonant Fields

Harmonic frequencies at the subatomic level produce quarfs when that aid in superluminal communication.

by Steven R. Grimm August 29, 2003

quarf

to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".

If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.

by cornbread18311 June 29, 2010

Quarf

A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.

Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.

by Evelyn Fasano August 19, 2009

Quarf

(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.

After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.

by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013

Quarfed

When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense.

After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asada burrito.

by Tobe Pierce July 11, 2008

Quarf

A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.

Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..

by *hndakd* August 07, 2017

Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009