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pyramid scheme

A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
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Inverse Pyramid

A person with a notably large (ripped) upper body. The stomach area is the tip of the pyramid and the shoulders are the base.
Im not in my best shape, I used to be an Inverse pyramid.
by itsjustme007 July 18, 2010
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Cleopatra's Pyramid

In a FMF threesome, when a guy lays on his back and has one girl straddling/riding his lap and the other his face, therefor creating a trifecta of awesome. Essentially, it is the sister sexual act to the fingercuff.
Craziest thing happened last night, I took two girls home and they had me at the bottom of a Cleopatra's Pyramid!
by Whatshername. November 24, 2010
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comedy pyramid

on a live radio show where listeners call in and add their own anectdotes, etc., on a specific topic, thereby growing the bit funnier and funnier
by Cita October 22, 2003
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Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head (from SH2) is or can be several things:

a.) The embodiment of James' suffering and/or guilt.
b.) The embodiment of James' sexual frustration with his dead wife. This would explain his gestures of dominance over the more feminine creatures of Silent Hill 2 (i.e. 'raping' other monsters)
c.) An executioner of sorts; some believe he is The Red God, Xuchilbara.

-A common theory is that Pyramid Head is Jimmy Stone. Jimmy was the leader of the Valtiel sect of The Order; often he is seen wearing a red, triangular hood during ceremonies. He was called "The Red Devil" by some. This leads many to believe Pyramid Head is Jimmy Stone.
Pyramid Head is one of the four things above.
by Castrata July 12, 2006
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Pyjamies

A word that pussies use instead of “pyjamas”.
Man to wife: “Hunny, could you please get me my pyjamies?”
by pussyboy#3 April 28, 2021
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pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.
I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!
by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013
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