tight pussy

The female version of "size matters."

Guy, "We need to talk."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."

by funblob July 18, 2015

Tight Pussy

Is used as a way to describe someone's Pussy

Damn, i fucked avery last night and she had a Tight pussy

by UrMumGayYouStupidFaggot March 11, 2019

Tight Pussy Energy

It's like Big Dick Energy but better.

Wow! Look, there she goes with that tight pussy energy. She is unstoppable.

by rororoastme December 7, 2018

tight pussy hole

limp dick can't go in here. if it makes it in she can push it right out. hard dick to beat you

females that constantly kegel exercise have a unbelievably "tight pussy hole"

by sicc j May 1, 2021

Tight Pussy Energy

She fine asl & about her business! Cooks..Clean... loves God! Somewhat damn near ay Virgin!

Listen... u see dat gyal ova there... nothin but Tight Pussy Energy! To bag her... u gotta have one bright ass future!

by ShovieGroovy February 3, 2022

Tight pussy formation

A formation in beer pong in which 4 cups are arranged in a rhombus shape, somewhat resembling the female vagina.

I have 4 cups left. Time to rearrange into the tight pussy formation.

by PongKing69 March 8, 2021

Tight Pussy Energy

Female equivalent of big dick energy. A girl who giggles at cat calls, walks around shaking her hips, shows cleavage, etc.

Has assets and a lot of men who admire her, but very few get through to her. She's a snobby feminist's worst nightmare.

Hayley Williams kinda projects that tight pussy energy, yeah?

by EmoWithAttitude January 16, 2023