Kurtification

The phase a person goes through when becoming an edgy, skating, stoner bro.

Did you see Chad vapes now?
Yeah it's his kurtification.

by papa bernie February 2, 2022

pussification of america

The spoiling of Americas children by their parents, turning the children into pussies.

The awarding of medals to all participants regardless of winning or losing is contributing to the pussification of America.

by Sizzlin' March 21, 2014

Pussification

The transformation of someone, or thing from a tough fighter or strong unit to a soft cozy pussy

I truly believe that soccer with its participation ribbons and ties is responsible for the pussification of our society.

by Hou Saou June 3, 2014

pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

pussification

The state of mind that a man undergoes when he has lost any control that he ever had in a relationship with a woman. The point in a relationship where a man becomes his mates personal bitch. Once pussification takes over the man will spend every waking minute thinking of ways to please his mate.

"Hey Mike, wanna grab a beer after work?"
"Thanks guys, but I can't, I have to hurry home to give the cat a bath so that I'll have time to watch Seventh Heaven with the princess"
"Holy Shit!! Mike!! You've got pussification. We need to get alcohol in you right away"

by Captain Cock February 17, 2004

Pussification

When all our so called advances in technology make us weaker..

Hey I hope my emergency alerts don't go off on my way to work again . Last time that eminent danger alert sounded off . I panicked and didn't pay sttention to Google maps and I ended up in a unfamiliar part of town . I was so scared I locked my doors and texted in sick for weeks .I am in therapy now for PTSD.

OLD MAN SAYS : YUP SON YOU ARE PART OF Pussification of America. Good luck Nancy boy !

by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

Purification

When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.

Batter: I'M GOING TO SUBMIT MY WIFE AND SON TO PURIFICATION!

by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013